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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/01/2016 at 12:43 • Filed to: None

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There sit my keys. On the wrong side of a locked door. Time to call AAA.

EDIT: Let’s take a moment to appreciate the condition of my driver’s seat.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/01/2016 at 12:44

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Damn I’ve only done that six or seven times in my life.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/01/2016 at 12:46

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http://lock-picking.wonderhowto.com/how-to/open-do…


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/01/2016 at 12:52

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I’ve locked my keys in my trunk one time. That’s why I always keep the valet key in my wallet.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/01/2016 at 12:53

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Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2016 at 12:54

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I got locked out of my e38 once due to broken locks. Smashed window was the end result.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/01/2016 at 12:57

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Slow clap.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/01/2016 at 12:58

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the one time I locked my keys in my car (back in college) I was saved by the fact that I had recently been rear-ended and my car’s hatch didn’t close completely.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/01/2016 at 13:07

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Get a copy made to keep somewhere. I think GM was chipping their keys by that time but a copy made at a hardware store will at least open the door.


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/01/2016 at 14:08

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Locked my keys in my Supra once. Luckily I had my targa off and just climbed in.

For that reason, to this day, I will only lock/unlock my car with a remote. If my car doesn’t come with it, I’ll add it.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/01/2016 at 16:00

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Different key for door and ignition, so like $3 per copy. I need to get that done for sure.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/01/2016 at 16:14

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Maybe like duck tape it under the rocker panel or something.